Corrupt a wish

Granted, but you weren't accepted into VT altogether.

I wish for my anxieties to go away.

Bite your tongue off, Jeff. I got in just fine.

Granted, your current anxieties fade, but you are given a new and constant threat to your life of which you cannot convince the LEOs.

I wish that teachers didn't assign three large tasks at once right before a break. In one class.

That was cold D:<

Granted, they now assign triple your current amount. Before weekends as well.

I wish for more sleep.

Granted your sleep comes in the form of a coma and you never come out of it, until the technology is developed to force you awake, leaving you to learn that all you knew is that time's ancient history.

I wish my headache would go away.

Granted, you now have a bad case of vomiting instead.

I wish for my sinuses to quit bothering my nose.

They stop, but now the rest of you is in pain.

I wish I had more time to do everything I wanted to.

Granted, but now you have no time for the stuff you need to do.

nobody wished for anything.

I wish there was a gif for everything.

Granted, and it contains content that scars you forever.

I wish that I could make gifs. ;w;

Granted, but the only gifs you can make are of the twilight movies.

I wish people would make a wish.

The world is not a wish granting machine. therefore, we are not obliged to make your wish come true. the complaint corner is that way.

I wish for a taco.