Corrupt a wish

Here is the new topic for corrupt a wish!


For any that are new here, the rules: The person above you makes a wish, which you must grant, but with a twist.


Ill go first:

I wish for cherry pie

You get apple instead

I wish for faster internet

You have the fastest internet speed, except it's available to everyone else but you.

I wish for a good rest.

You get a perfect cutoff for a 16th rest, and then for the rest of the song the band plays horribly.

I wish for a productive weekend

You have the motivation and energy, but all of your time is wasted.

I wish for waffles.

Granted, but it's me, not the food.

I wish for a fancy hat.

Granted, but it has holes.

I wish for some nice yummy syrup

You get the syrup, but it turns out you're allergic.

I wish to see a good movie.

Instead your forced to watch childrens cartoons

I wish for an awesome adventure

It is granted. But to embark on it, you must become nicholas cage.

I wish that the divers ed classes weren't so glitchy

Your classes work perfectly, but every car you drive now glitches.

I wish that movie adaptations of good books used the books for the script.

Granted, but each movie is ten hours long and after the first 4 you lose interest in the movies.

I wish for this year to pass by quickly.

The calendar year passes by quickly, but as a consequence you haven't aged a full year. This continues for the rest of your life, watching loved ones die before you're middle-aged.

I wish for my Dell to get fixed soon, and not have any similar problems in the future that require a factory reset.

your wish is granted, however instead of having to factory reset your computer, you must instead computer reset the entire factory from which your device originated, which actually proves to be a much more grueling situation than factory resetting your computer.

...Not sure that even made sense.

The Guy wrote:...Not sure that even made sense.

exactly.

Since Wyatt never made a wish...

I wish for people to follow the rules of the game and make a wish after corrupting one.

Granted you get your wish, but instead of following the rules of this game, everyone follows the rules of The Game Triple H (which is apparently beat up - or pay someone to beat up - anybody that doesn't do what you say) and the forum becomes a mercenary haven.

I wish I had french fries.

You get a bunch of smoking Frenchmans set on fire.

I wish for a calzone.

You receive the calzone, fresh from the oven, thrown into your face and burning you.

I wish to be able to calm down.

Your wish is granted, however, it only works when youre looking at images of the glorious visage of nicholas cage.

I wish I could succesfully find matching socks for once.

You find matching socks, but are now unable to ever put a whole outfit together.

I wish homework was optional.

Granted, but now your work and tests in class count even more towards your GPA.

I wish I didn't have to read for world history tonight.

I do pretty well on tests, and classwork is almost always my best score. Hah.

You no longer have to read world history for tonight. Now you must read the entire history of European imperialism for the month.
Oh wait, that's the same thing!

(OH MY GODDDDD, THAT SHADE THO)

You didn't make a wish, but I wouldn't want to corrupt it anymore anyways.

I'll just make another one instead:

I wish for a satisfactory result in my drawing tonight.