Corrupt a wish

You do get a satisfactory result, but it is a satisfactory drawing of pie, rather than your original idea.

I wish for more wishes.

Granted, you use all of them in this repeating loop of wanting more wishes.

I wish for cheesecake.

You get a cheesecake, but made out of playdoh.

I wish (and hope) that Funitmation can get the rights to dub the rest of Fairy Tail

Granted, but the current cast has been scrapped and replaced with amateur voice actors.

I wish for less homework tomorrow.

You have less homework tomorrow, but find that you have thrice the amount on Monday.

I wish for my installation of TOR to go smoothly.

Granted, but after the installation your computer crashes and the installation has disappeared.

I wish for the day to be colder.

Granted, the day is so cold that you freeze.

I wish for nutjobs on Dromund Kaas not to be so powerful in TOR

Granted, but now the nutcases become incredibly over powered.

I wish for a pet bat in a hat who sat on a rat.

Granted, except the bat and the rat panic and attempt to eat you.

I wish for this author to update their story.

Granted, they update it, but they take a total 180 and all of your hopes are brutally crushed, most of your favorite characters killed and replaced with inferior alternatives, and you end up hating the series.

I wish for it to be less cold.

Granted, it's now scorching hot. Global warming has accelerated and we are all dead.

I wish for fooood.

Granted, you get foood which is inedible.

I wish for my education not to be so taxing on my health.

Granted, but now other areas of your life tax your health.

I wish for my legs to stop feeling stretched/sore.

Granted, your legs no longer feel that way, because they were ripped off.
(And other areas do that already, hence I wish at least one would stop).

I wish for enemies in TOR not to vary so much in HP. Seriously, some are like 650 and others are 2,870!

Granted, they are all set at 10,000 HP. Even the grunties.

I wish for MOAR ideas to write about!

You instead get MOABs, and blow up.

I wish I could skip the next three months and graduate right now.

Granted, you lost an opportunity for the thing you wanted to pursue during that time period. Your life ends.

I wish for a good walk around my neighborhood.

You have a great walk, but are run over at the end of it and lose your legs.

I wish for a higher metabolism.

Granted, your metabolism is so great you actually begin to lose weight without doing anything at all. You become underweight.

I wish for something to draw!

You have something to draw, but it is so horrific that you cannot publish it, or any future work ever again.

I hope the roads freeze tonight so I don't have school tomorrow.

Granted, the blizzard envelops your area for all of eternity.

I wish for this homework session to go by faster.

This session goes faster, but the next - in your most difficult subject - never ends, nor does it get any easier.

I wish I slept better.

Granted, you over sleep.

I wish for some peace tonight to work on arranging gifts.

I do that anyways, sorta.

You get your peace for tonight, but then tomorrow is like a raging field of battle.

I wish I knew how to actually leave the LMBs...

Aahaahhahhah

Tomorrow is a battlefield. Paintball ftw.

Granted, but you get addicted to another worthless website.