Corrupt a wish

You mean like tumblr?

I wish my internet friends lived closer.

Yes, exactly like tumblr.

Granted, but they turn out to be horrible people irl.

I wish for lunch.

Granted you hate everything that is served.

I wish it'd get warmer.

Granted, but the heat is too much, and makes you sweat a lot.

I wish for my history quiz tomorrow to be easy.

Granted the quiz is easy, but the surprise test is all on stuff you forgot.

I wish for more snow overnight to make the snow day tomorrow worthwhile.

nO, STOP THATTT

Granted, it makes getting out of your house impossible.

I wish for friends to talk about the Silmarillion with.

It already is, dude. I only leave for church or school or because my parents decided to drag me along somewhere.

You find them, but they all either hated it or interpret it in a completely different and disturbing way somehow.

I wish to find something to replace the LMBs with soon.

That's no fun, I hate being forced to go to social things. >.>

Granted, but it's even worse than the LMBs. Nice community though.

I wish for this week to go by fast.

Granted it contains a lot of important things that you miss/forget.

I wish the ice here would melt.

Granted, it melts into a flood.

I wish for stupidity to become non-existent.

Granted then you have to deal with people thinking they are superior to those they cannot prove to be inferior, and conflict breaks out on such catastrophic scale that the world as we know it implodes.

I wish for chocolate chip pancakes for breakfast.

Granted, but they're gross and soggy.

I wish for more time to read.

Granted, the only books available at the time are monstrosities like Twilight and Fifty Shades.

nobody left a wish.

I wish for stickers.

You get your stickers, but they are sticks that people push into you and are very hard to get back out.

I with that the temperatures would get warmer, the ice would melt away, and I won't have to go to school until July to make up all the days I lost.

Global warming ensues.

I wish national pancake day was national pancake week.

Granted this week is the only time you are allowed to eat pancakes.

I wish for the ICE TO GO AWAY ALREADY

The ice is not obliged to grant the wishes of mortals. the ice is forever. the ice is eternal. all hail the glow clo *AHEM* Ice. all hail the ice.

I wish I didnt suck at music theory.

You no longer suck at music theory. Instead you suck at all things related to music.

I wish I hadn't grabbed the Manty Navy flash for my Manty Marine beret.

.... I dont know what that means. You instead grab a thousand illegal copies of justin beiber albums covered in super glue.

I wish for spring break to come faster.

Spring Break arrives in the coldest cold snap ever, of all time.

I wish that I could just take my exams and graduate from school already.

You take your exams, but each question is dictated to you while you fight a group of medieval swordsmen.

I wish for fish.

You get your fish, but they are venomous, aggressive, and will jump out of the tank at you even if you lock it down.

I wish for ice cream.

Granted, its melted and then frozen again with freezer burns.

I wish for an idea of what to draw.

Granted, your idea is so horrific that you vow never to draw again.

I wish I had gotten my moment of elation at having been accepted to Virginia Tech, rather than being upset about not getting the major I wanted.